Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Call me, I'll edit your photos. Srsly.

Man, I love bad Photoshop jobs. Especially for corporations that I dislike. It makes it that much sweeter. I mean, where do they find their photo editors?

Here is an example of what I am talking about.

First off, this ad is for Peta. I could go on for hours about that alone. I cannot stand Peta. I mean, I do believe in saving animals. However, constantly exploiting women to promote those values as well as creating ads that basically endorse violence against women by using images of shackled and bruised female celebrities? hmmmmmmmmm.
So anyway, back to Photoshop. Everytime I look at this image, I have to laugh. Whoever edited this needs to go back to night school and take a course on basic Photoshop. It isn't rocket science. They airbrushed her so much that she doesn't even look human. (Where are her knees?!?) They also went overboard with the weight adjustments and didn't pay attention to basic human proportion rules. Her head looks huge in comparison to the rest of her body. Like she should be a plastic figurine on my desk with a creepy smile - head bobbin' away. The angel wings are alright I guess. It is probably the only thing they did get right. This could also use some major exposure and colour adjustments. She looks like a goddamn Oompa-Loompa.
What people do not realize, is that less is more when it comes to Photoshop. Or at least making it look like less is more. A good editor will make the photograph appear like it has not been edited at all. Subtlety is definitely the way to go.

The slogan also really bothers me. I get what they are going for but do they not realize that when you adopt at a shelter, you still have to pay to adopt it? Therefore, you are buying the animal. In addition, if you don't buy the animals at the pet shop what do you think happens to them? They are either euthanized or sent to a shelter for you to adopt. So this slogan really doesn't make sense because in the end, you will always be buying the animal.

Well, there is my nerdy rant for the day.

Oh yeah, today is Pick-up Line Tuesday.

Today's Line:

"The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word."


Happy Tuesday!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Caturday

Well folks, it is time for another mandatory Caturday post.

I mean look at this guy... srsly.
My emotions are so upset with me right now for posting this kitteh. They aren't sure whether to cry or laugh so they both said "fuck you", packed their bags and left me to deal with anger. (What a pissy little cunt.)

Brie and bagel time!
Because I'm an idiot and passed on a BBQ.
Perhaps I will go out tonight.

Perhaps.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Mug Shot

Happy A to M Friday everyone! (Mainly Shane.)

I found my Unicorn mug. I was so sad without it. My Mom bought it for me when I was 10 and it has been my favorite mug ever since. (For obvious reasons... I mean Unicorns are pretty much my favorite animal, other than Ligers.) I have a habit of leaving things in places I can never remember. My mind wanders. This time I left my mug in my Mother's car, which I do not remember doing at all. She brought it back to me today and I might have peed a little with excitement. She also came with some Mr. Noodles. It is a good day! I could eat Mr. Noodles for weeks on end without noticing. Probably not the healthiest choice, but my Doc did say I needed more sodium in my diet, so bring on the noodles.

I kicked Facebook to the curb yesterday and it was a good decision. I'm going to start running soon too. Bright and early every morning this summer. By that I mean 6AM. I am an early riser anyway so I might as well do something useful with that extra time. I'm rambling now.

I have my last exam on Wednesday. Ahhhhhh.

My sister came over Tuesday night and we had a nice little visit. We chowed down on butter-saturated popcorn and watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It started out a little slow, but ended up being a really good movie. I recommend it for sure. Especially if you like full frontal male nudity. (Right, Jamie? heh.)

Oh and I also GET MY KITTY NEXT WEEK! I'M SO EXCITED THAT I CAN'T STOP YELLING! Okay, I'm done.

Have a good weekend everyone.
And remember, in certain situations, it is okay to go ass to mouth. (Clerks II)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Wednesday

Although I am sick today,
I could not pass on the opportunity to post this video.

Since it is Hump Day and all.




Kudos to the guy being humped. He knew what was going on and couldn't have handled it better.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Jaggerbombs

Welcome to another installment of Pick-up Line Tuesdays

First, before I give you the line,
you need to picture this guy saying it.



I'm sure you have all seen this video before because it is a classic (not unlike meatspin.com or tubgirl) But I just felt I should set the tone.


Today's Pick-up Line:


"I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs."


Well, I finally got sick. Typical, since it is exam time. I was doing so well. I didn't get sick all winter. Anyhew, I woke up yesterday with a sore throat and it is worse today. Boourns. Today will be a couch day. Well, after I do some unnecessary cleaning because I am a clean-freak. THEN it will be a couch day.

Lates.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Minivan

"Don't you know what the Minivan is?"
"No."
"You know... two in the front five in the back?"
"...Wait, you mean five in the stink?"

Bahaha.
So I haven't posted in awhile and figured that I probably should. I haven't even been busy. I had a good weekend though, despite the fact that all of my friends went to the Neil Young concert without me. I am thankful that a few people stayed home, like Marie, Amanda, Ashley and le Shawn. We had a fun Saturday evening despite the fact that we were all pretty tired. We headed to Amanda's place for a few drinks and then headed to Boom! to get silly and dance the night away. We then ventured to Luna for our usual late-night poutine run and got completely harassed by a couple of typical meat-head douche-bags who thought they were cool because they degrade women publicly.



I kind of love this band right now. I'm not even sure how to label the music. It's like 80's mixed with contemporary electro/ indie. Hmmm.

Anyhew. Coffee time, then I think I will take a walk, run some errands, hang with the Shane, etc. Enjoy the day!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ummm......

Happy Hump day?




As a side note.
This Iguana is huge. That little girl is definitely a kid version of me. Who am I kidding, I would still crawl after a beach iguana.